1.
What did the vegetables say to get the party started?
Lettuce turnip the beet.
要点：
Lettuce 生菜； trunip 萝卜；beet 天才儿童
重点是，这几个词连起来的发言很类似：Let us turn up the beat——音乐，走起！
2.
What do you call a phone in prison?
A cell phone
要点：
Cell phone 手机
Cell 监狱的牢房
3.
The geography of woman:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered , half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
The geography of man:
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
要点：
Nuts的双关 ：疯子、蛋蛋
今日鸡汤
人生的低谷会成为你构建未来生活的基底。所以，面对它，然后面向坚实的未来前进吧，加油！