一、英国幽默短句？
幽默的英语句子
1、 Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
2、 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个女人。
6、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。