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步骤/方法
一、反正你没有对象，让我当你对象怎么了，我一天能捡200个矿泉水瓶子，难不成我还会饿着你
Anyway, you have no object, let me be your object what, I can pick up 200 mineral water bottles a day, can I still hungry you
二、别人的好友：网红富二代女神留学生游戏大神，我的好友：网络小偷
Other people's friends: Net Red Fu second generation goddess international student game god, my friend: cyber thief
三、有机会耳机分你一个，然后开启心动模式
Have the opportunity to divide the headphones into one, and then turn on the heart mode
四、喜欢游戏我就天天发游戏喜欢你我朋友圈儿天天发你，怎么样，像我这样的专一女孩子喜欢吗，所以处不处
Like the game I like to play games every day like you, I Circle of Friends children send you every day, how, like me such a single girl like it, so everywhere
五、我发这条朋友圈不是炫耀我是早起冠军，而是为了等你一句你早安宝宝
I didn't send this Circle of Friends to show off that I was the morning champion, but to wait for you to say good morning baby
六、真希望我的腿能像南孚电池一样，一节更比一节长
I wish my legs could be like Nanfu batteries, each one longer than the other.
七、不能不要和其它女孩子聊天呀 吃醋吃的怪难受的 想和你打一架!!!
Will you stop talking to other girls and get jealous and want to fight you!
八、 我不是不谈恋爱 是我知道想和什么样的人谈
It's not that I don't fall in love. It's that I know who I want to talk to
九、给大家一个建议。在家该吃吃，该喝喝该睡睡。别一见面人家胖了十斤你才胖了5斤。好像家里条件不行似的。
Give everyone a piece of advice. Eat, drink and sleep at home. Don't meet someone who has gained ten pounds and you have gained 5 pounds. It seems that the conditions at home are not good.
十、你嫌我说话声音好听我可以闭嘴你嫌我游戏打的好我可以不打但你要我表变成一个正常人我一个公主我怎么做得到？
You think I have a nice voice. I can shut up. You think I'm a good gamer. I don't have to, but you want my watch to be a normal person. I'm a princess. How can I do that?
十一、只有弱者才会在分手时痛哭流涕，求他不要走，我们强者都是跪在地上，抱着对方大腿，让他寸步难移
Only the weak will cry bitterly when they break up and beg him not to leave. We, the strong, are all kneeling on the ground, holding each other's thighs and making him unable to move.
十二、又一个腼腆的男孩问他喜欢的女孩：你喜欢什么样的男孩？女孩说：投缘的。男孩丧着脸：头扁的不行吗？
Another shy boy asks the girl he likes: what kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked with a sad face: Can't the head be flat?
十三、睡觉梦见一小孩拿弓箭射我 我打了他一顿 知道他说下次不敢了 我才满意的停手 临走时我问他叫什么 他说他叫丘比特
I slept and dreamed that a child shot me with a bow and arrow. I beat him until he said that he would not dare to stop next time. When I left, I asked him what his name was. He said that his name was Cupid
十四、也不知道最后是哪个倒霉蛋会和我永远在一起
I don't know which unlucky person will be with me forever in the end